"Ok, So when I was on the IMac, I found out, Someone has been Sneaking in, and out at Wee Hours in the morning."
Cage- "What The Hell?" Who on Earth would do that!"
Molly-I don't know, But have you seen that new guy in the Cul De Sac? He's Hairy, And smells like Stale Cigars. He looks like a Pedofile!
Cage- "What The Hell?" Who on Earth would do that!"
Molly-I don't know, But have you seen that new guy in the Cul De Sac? He's Hairy, And smells like Stale Cigars. He looks like a Pedofile!
What the Hell!" What about Penelope? She's a little 2 Year Old! What if he sneaks in, and touches Pooper?
Cage- F him! If that Ass sneaks in, And I catch him, I swear he better go to Hell.
Molly- AMEN Cage!!!
I silently thought to myself, What, What If he kidnaps? What If he robs Us? What If he's listening to our conversation right now?!
Cage- F him! If that Ass sneaks in, And I catch him, I swear he better go to Hell.
Molly- AMEN Cage!!!
I silently thought to myself, What, What If he kidnaps? What If he robs Us? What If he's listening to our conversation right now?!
Cage- "Come here. Baby." Everything's gonna be alright, Cry every damn thing out."
Molly- "DAMN! I BURNT MY FINGER!!!
Molly- "DAMN! I BURNT MY FINGER!!!
Hey, Molls. I think you better go, you look exhausted! Do you need a ride home?
Molly- "Babe, Stop worrying, I'm fine! It's not like I'm gonna crash into the Alvi's House again."
Molly- "Babe, Stop worrying, I'm fine! It's not like I'm gonna crash into the Alvi's House again."
As Molly left, Lakynn, and Cage went up to bed.
"Good Morning Sunshine! My gorgeous Mixer. How are you doing Sally?
Lakynn-Great! I'm doing fine! How are you doing about your love for the mixer? You cheater! Haha.
I took some Apple Pancakes, The smell took over my brain. They were delish!
I hopped into my Bwan Speedster, I figured If I was being Stalked, I need a change in style! I was so excited, I haven't gotten one of these in years!
"Ding" I opened the door. I saw The Main Stylist.
"Hello Ma'am, May I have a makeover? Head to Toe Please!
Counter Lady- Yes, 1000$.
"Damn! I'll give myself one!"
Bitches These Days...
I hopped onto the Platform
"Wow, I look so Retro! I need something new,and Improved...
Good Bye, Old Look. You Will NOT be missed.
Damn! I look good! I needed a more motherly look. After All I might HAVE some Children.
Formal
Athletic.
I jumped of the platform, and fell.
IDK Why she's in swimmers
Hey My bitch, Lets go out to The Bistro, I'm hungry!
Molly- Okay You Effing Dinosaur, Lets Go Get you some Dino Nuggets!
I Run I HighHeels :))))))
Say BaseBall, Pooper.
BayBull. Poopery
say BaseBall.
BayBall!!!
Good Job Baby Girl!!!
Tank Poo.
Good Enough
Say Feather.
Feter.
Feather.
Fethers
Say Pleed For Life
Peed Fo Wife
PL-EED
Pled.
Oh Pooper...
Hey Barbiee! Molly Said
"Hello Bitch, Lets go get some Dino Nuggets."
Oh Yes, Thats a Must! Then we should get some Pino Coladas. I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read
"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."
I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Have fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad
"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."
That you like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape
Daddy!!! My Food Is Yummy!!!
I Know isn't it Baby Doll.
Yeah!!!
Haha! Look at that Man, I like him. Said Molly.
Of Course you do. You're drunk as hell!!!
"BOY U GOT MY HEART BEAT RUNNIN AWAY, BEATING LIKE A DRUM AND ITS COMIN UR WAYYYY"
When I got home, Cage was waiting for me.
WooHoo
We Made Love
While that was happening, Penelope was raped.
She screamed for help, but nobody heard.
The Next Day
I was taking a bath.
Cage was on the phone with, Somebody.
He Adopted again.
Meet Jayce Odom Adair.
The reason I adopted, Is... Lakynn couldn't have babies.
"Hi! Are you my new more nice daddy?" Said Jayce
Yes! I am. Do you like Trains? Because thats what your room is!
Yes, And AWESOME!!!
end of the chapter
