Wednesday, 29 February 2012

chapter 2 Wedding Days Suckk


WELCOME BACK! Its Lakynn, and Cage's Wedding Day!




I was so nervous. I walked around, People had their eyes on me. Geoffrey Landgraab won't stop staring at my boobs. Jack Bunch smells like Crap. Madison VanWaston is acting like a 2 year old.And Fucking Agnes was here. Wonderful




I walked over to the Bar. And made some Pino Colada's. Man, Are weddings always this scary?




"Hey, Are you excited to become Mrs.Adair?"said Cage.


"Ye,Yeah.I'm just nervous."




Time For The Vows....

Do you LakynnJeanelle Charmain Liberty, Take

Cage Roman Adair, To be your Lovely wedded Husband?


....I.....Do.


Do you Cage Roman Adair, Take LakynnJeanelle Charmain Liberty, to be your Lovely Wedded Wife?

You Guess, UH DUHH I DOOO!!!!




Exchanging Rings




You May Now Kiss The Bride.



This is some pretty good Stuffed Turkey. Said Cage. 


We Danced Under The Moonlight, Until Our legs fell off.



Good Night Moon...


Ok, I hope you liked it :) I'm sorry that it's short, but Hey, Its something.

Monday, 27 February 2012

Chapter 1 : New Start


Meet Cage Adair, Newly Wed, to Lakynn Liberty. He someday hopes to be An Astronaut. He is a very Sporty Guy,And will eat dirt, He loves his Family and hopes to someday have some, He Loves to make new friends too.


Heyyy! I'm Lakynn!!! I'm a snob, as people say, But i'm very friendly! I really Love my family and Hope to Raise 5 Babies to Teens!!!I love to run, I do it when I'm sad, Thats why people say I'm athletic.




This is Cage's house, Since Lakynn moved in with him, She has wanted to move. she says its "Trashy" What do you think?.




"Caggie!" You're going to love the new house! Its 3 bedrooms, and totally Cool! Its 2 Stories, and Oh/So/Lovely!




Here We are. 1 word Hugeeeeee.




When I walked In I smelt the old smell of... Books, And lots of em.
Harry Potter, How To Eat Fried Worms, Totally Preggers, Finding Gold, Fish Tales, Where's Bella? And last, Daylight.



Cage was happy, Not that Happy, Excited Happy, He was starting a journey In The Military Career Track.

"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW, WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH, DO THAA WIGGLE YEAH!!!"
RANDOM MOMENT




Lakynn then took of to start a life in the Journalism Career. Little did she know, She would soon get fired.




Stating Scary Facts. "I'm a Latrine Cleaner!" You men won't have to worry when poop specks are stuck in the toilet! Pee, is on the floor! You can call me Mr.Cleaner Dude!!!




Oh, Burnnn. I'm a Journalist. Be afraid. I'll make sure you cry, day and night. Make me mad, I'll make sure Selena Simez hates you. BEWARE!




I needed to waste some time, So I went to the park, and Meet a lady named, Agnes. Crumplebottom.




It's me and Lake's Anniversary. I needed to make something. SOMETHING!!! HELP ME, SOMETHING!!! What the Flibber-Flabber, Craft Mac'N'Cheese. Her Favourite.




"Uh,Agnes, Are you ok? I heard your Husband, What's His Face, Died?

"DON'T YOU DARE BRING THAT UP!!!" I WILL GO ALL UP ON YOU!!!"




When I got home, I smelt my favorite, Mac'N'Cheese. I heard Cage calling, "Babeee!" Come here!!!




He hugged me. " Lake, you, you, look AMAZING! It's our anniversary! I made Macoroni, And Chocolate Milk. Just for you Darrlinggg.


(See what I did there? I put The darrlinnggg)




Let's Go Eat. The Food is getting cold.And I like my cheese, extra hot.




"Thanks Boo." I'm Happy.




Lets Rolllllll :)




"Yumm!" What kind is this?" Craft, Why, Do you like it?" Yes My Dearest!"




I/want/WooHoo/.




I've been waiting for you to ask!




Oh, Yes




"You Ready?" Said Cage. 



"Well, That was fun." I said. 


I woke up early, and Checked Out, My Dangerously Hot Self. Rawr...




I ran down, and mixed up, Some Waffles. Delish :))))




Off I went. On the way to The Military Base. Boommmm




Off To Thaa Gym!!!



TEXT MESSAGE!

Heyy Molly!


Hey Gurll, Meet Meh at thaa Gymm! Meet hawt boyz?

I iz engaged...

WTF Babe!!!!




"MolllyBaby!"

Dayumm Beyoch Where has time goneee?

Over the moonnn :)



NEXT CHAPTER: WEDDING DAYS SUCKK


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